Diary of a tard: Week 1, June 2011

Monday, May 30

X-Men episode 6 - So they return to Japan to distribute the vaccine. They learn the river there has becomes toxic. The mutants, and few other things there are getting weird deformations too. As they investigate the source, they walk straight into the enemy's trap. U-Men is more than ready to welcome them. They have every means on how to defeat the X-Men. But of course they still have something up their sleeves. Team work is the keywords. As they travel back to Hisako's place, the storm force them to retire at Sasaki Yui's place who seems not to happy with Emma and vise versa and so the plot thickens. dum dum dum...

poster worthy

They looking for someone who has fire as powerful as Fire Emblem but the wrong enemy (he's not worth it as a character so the show doesn't give him a name :lol:) already targeted Tiger as his next victim in Tiger and Bunny episode 6. In the mean time, Bunny is busy reminiscing about his parent's death. He still has not give up looking for the murderer. Coincidentally, the wrong enemy has the same mark as the man Barnaby is after. Right on cue the new antagonist appears and burns the wrong enemy to crisp.

I can't take this guy seriously with mask like that

Time for some yaoi. Sekaiichi Hatsukoi episode 5 - oh, new character new story? Hatori Yoshiyuki, Yoshino Chiaki and Yanase Yuu are the names. Threesome in the future? Awesome. I have to ask though, why does the uke all look the same? It got me confused. So let see if I get these uke/seme thing right. Hatori likes Yoshino who unconsciously likes Hatori but Hatori is fucking Yuu who also has feelings for Chiaki. :lol: talk about complicated. But of course everything works out by the end of the episode. Blurgh such is yaoi. So weak :(

this is kinda hot

Wednesday, June 1

So Dojin is assigned to his class that is full of fugly students in episode 8 of Yondemasu yo, Azazel-san. That teacher of his sure is popular as fuck with the girls. This of course makes Undine jealous thus she turns the school upside down. The fact that Himoi-sensei looks a lot of Ichigo makes this even more hilarious, even after Undine turned him into a fish and got eaten by the monkey. Oh, since Akutabe refused to help Dojin, he makes up story about how he loves Undine and what not. Hah, this should be entertaining.

rofl

SKET Dance episode 7: Bossun has to stand-in as Koutarou for Te-chan as part of their request this time. He has to meet with Te-chan childhood friend, Misaki who kinda sick. Once they find out that Misaki is going to America for a life-death operation, Te-chan doesn't waste any time and immediately turns emo. The rest of the episode is cliche as fuck.

lol what's with the fuck-me face?

Thursday, June 2

Bleach chapter 450 makes me rage, thanks to whorehime.

Saturday, June 4

I keep postponing Ao no Exorcist episode 7. Oh well, at least I get it done.

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Diary of a tard: Week 2, May 2011

Me and my fucked up scheduled. With just one week of vacation, I am already behind 3 weeks worth of anime. On top of that, I got food poisoning that shut down my body system for two days. Damn, time to catch up.

Wednesday, May 11

Yondemasu yo, Azazel-san episode 4 and 5. Grimiore gets on my nerves. He's not funny anymore, just obnoxious. I can't wait to see what Undine has in store. She managed to turn Hebi-chan into a fugly chic but of course her curse will be undone when she's happy so it only lasted for about a few minutes. It's enough for the pig NEET not to like her anymore though. Once again, Akutabe is such as awesome character in this one. I wonder if he's even human. Sarier is introduced in episode 5. He is an angel sent down to protect and guide lost soul but he's a fugly coward. He seriously doesn't like demon and ready to go to war with them. Akutabe summons Moloch who specialized in violence to help him solve a case. Unfortunately we didn't get to see him in action until the next episode.


Episode 4 of SKET Dance: They are making fun of cliche. This better be good. There's this girl who aspired to be a mangaka. She sees everything through her Otome filter and mistook Bossun as a bishie from shoujo manga. Nothing funny though but that is only the first half of the episode. In the second half, the client lost a Pelolin wrapper and they are hired to search for it. The gangster from episode 1 fell in love with the girl (the client in question) and was the one who found the wrapper. It might sound boring the progress takes turn to the funny. Kinda but not really.

Thursday, May 12

I'm hungry but since I am too lazy to go to the kitchen, I will watch Gintama instead. Episode 146: The conclusion of Yoshiwara Burning arc. It was kinda of cliche but fuck it this is Gintama so all is forgiven. I am more interested with Kamui though. He'll be back for Gin.Guess what, Abuto still alive so he learned how strong Kagura is now. Interesting indeed. After the fight, Gin met with Kagura and Kamui's dad where he warned Gin about his son. He asked Gin what will his choice be if he had to fight Kamui in front of Kagura since despite the badmouthing that she does, she still wants to save him. Gin did not say a word which make the plot thickens even more. Awesome.

Friday, May 13

Ano Hana episode 4 invokes so many emotions when it comes to Yukiatsu. I love it.

The last time I read the chapter of Amatsuki was back in July 2010. So phailed. Chapter 51: Utsubushi comes to Toki rescue but he quickly captured by Kurotobi. Demon isn’t allowed inside the temple after all. Beni-san comes afterward to bring Toki and Tsuruume away leaving her brother Kurotobi to fight with Utsubushi. Heh but let’s not forget Tsuyukusa. Beni-san sends Toki and Tsuruume away so that she can move freely against Tsuyukusa. Fuck, I’m nervous for him because I know Beni-san is someone you don’t mess around with.

I want a Tsuyukusa plushie too!

Holy fuck yes, Hyakko update! Chapter 40: School Festival is coming up so they are having a discussion of what to organize. The lesbian class president suggested a maid café and the boys gladly agreed and from there it branches off to many other ideas. This chapter is not much but we can see how real the situation is when a fujoshi gets excited at the thought of Tokeo crossdressing, a girl otaku looking forward to cosplay as maid, a robot maniac overjoyed at the thought of making a mecha Kamen Battle 00 play, etc. They ended up doing a Halloween theme party for the whole school. Now I look forward to the festival.


Saturday, May 14

A quick watch before my trip to Kuala Lumpur in one hour. I still haven't showered yet. Orz but whatever, X-Men episode 5: Hisako is getting on my nerves. Was her voice has always been this annoying? Professor X offers Emma to be one of the X-men (and Hisako as junior X-man) but of course Scott is against it though no one listens to him. So he takes out his frustration with Hisako. He trains her with such a bad ass attitude. Heh. Since Hisako is such a weak shit, Emma finally agree to let Charles do a mind dive under the condition that everyone get to see it. In doing so she proves herself innocent and has nothing to do with Jean's death. So now that everyone is happy, they go to Japan again to deal with the secondary mutation.

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X-Men: Episode 4

Hopefully this episode will be much better than the pussy piece of shit we last saw. I know Madhouse can do it. Episode 1 and 2 were decent, weren't they? *crosses fingers*

Emma Frost was attacked by some kind of weapon by the mad doctor that caused her to underwent a secondary mutation, or in mutant scientific term, Deamon Hall Syndrome where a certain emotion triggered the mutation causing them to lost control of their power and go berserk.

glittering semen?

I still want to post the question that has been bugging me since the last episode though: how can the X-Men be so incompetent? Did they simply left the mad doctor in there free to do whatever the fuck he wants? Or at least, make sure that he has fucking died before you went around reporting to Charles that everything is A-Okay.

Because it was not bloody fucking okay. The mad doctor went amok even before the saved mutant children got a chance to drive away. Their lives were in back danger thanks to the X-Men negligence. Once again Hisako stepped up and kick the mad doctor's plate steel ass. Wolverine finished him off. He always got the easy part >_>

No, Wolverine. Everybody just hated your face more

Since the crisis is over for the time being, they will go back to New York. Beast planned to bring along Emma for examination but obviously Scott was against the idea. Unfortunately for him, majority wins. The rest of the X-Men believes that Emma was telling the truth. When Hisako learned that about Emma going to New York, she wanted to tag along. I suspect that Hisako has developed some fetish hentai feelings for Emma. Damn those titties...

This mean that the casts for this show are finally completed.


Their journey back home wasn't smooth though. They were attacked by a mutant. They sent Wolverine to handle the situation. The BGM for the fight was good but unfortunately the animation was too... action-isque that I can't see anything properly and couldn't get the bearing quite right. Such a shame really because it would have been pretty good. Wolverine was having a hard time handling the mutant alone though which goes to show when you are infected with secondary mutation, you are obviously more powerful. Not only he was fast, he can changed form too if he so desired. Somehow he reminds me of Nightcrawler.

Wolverine eventually managed to knock him unconscious so they brought the boy to Xavier Institute for vaccination and thorough examination. LOL it was a total failure. The boy turned to dust once the vaccination took effect.

LOL at facepalm

Fortunately for Emma, hers is benign but Beast confirmed that both underwent secondary mutation at Tohoku. Coupled with the fact that Charles still couldn't locate any mutant using Cerebro at Tohoku, this is worrisome news indeed.

Ah, this episode is much better. We even got to see Scott and Wolverine having a good time playing pool while Storm watching them from the side. The preview shows Hisako training to be an X-Men. Meh, I can already tell it's going to be cliche and boring. Insecurities is old.

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X-Men: Episode 3

Cyclops told the rest of the X-Men that Emma Frost was the one who made Jean lost her mind back before she incinerated. Now, even Wolverine has turned into an emo slob as well. Oh god, Jean is dead! Fucking leave her behind and move the fuck on, you fuckin' woozies!

"Says the enemy", Cyclops snickered.

Emma Frost denied that she has anything to do with the fight involving Jean year ago. She claimed that she has already left the Inner-Circle by that time. Turns out she was hired by Hisako's parent in order to teach Hisako using her power properly and that was how she was captured as well.

It bothers me that they were chit-chatting in the enemy's lair without the slightest sense of being in danger. For example, obviously there are CCTV otherwise how the fuck did the U-Men watched their every moves but the X-Men were oblivious. That is until they were locked from the outside as the U-Men decided that it was a good opportunity to collect even more data.

It was another boring fight for me as the cyborgs weren't really a match for the X-Men. The fight lasted for less than a minute. Good thing is, Emma doesn't sugar-coating anything for Hisako. She's good at what she does. These kids need to know what they are up against so they could prepare themselves for the future.

Somebody is crazy...

In the mean time, Professor X was trying to reach the X-Men and failing so he used Cerebro. He saw the one kid that he couldn't read his mind and a woman. I am no sure who they are though.

The X-Men proceed and had finally caught on the enemy's plan so they took another route where they can't be monitored and suppressed. They went into the operation room where the doc was waiting for them. They were so easily captured, it was embarrassing to watch. Lucky for them though that Hisako decided to use her power (ability to create armor from her mind's energy) and single-handedly defeat the mad doctor. She might lose to the power in the process but Emma helped her gained control of it. This kinda explained that she was actually trying to save Jean not instigated her. But of course Cyclops won't believe her.


By the way they were so easy going, the enemy got away. One of them even came back to blast Hinako to smithereens. But they did manage to save the other mutant kids.

Wait a minute. This show is about X-Men, isn't it but why the fuck are they so useless?

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X-Men: Episode 2

Let see if the quality animation from episode 1 will continue in episode 2 of X-Men. I seriously don't want Madhouse to screw this one up.

The parent of the missing child were having a mental breakdown. Understandably so, I might say because their daughter is one among the many missing children (presumably all mutant) in the neighborhood and they couldn't report it to the police because of the fear of getting discriminated upon. Pfft, these people are morons.

As they discussed proper action, more mutant child have gone missing. Obviously X-Men (especially Cyclops) were pissed. They felt like all that they have done before makes no difference at all for the other mutants.

The bad guys have already noticed their presence and launched an attack. The X-Men were right though. The U-Men is the one behind all of this. U-Men is an organization consists of mad scientist who abused mutant power to eliminate human. Pretty screwed up, no?

the fucktard

The battles with the tin man were kinda meh really. Without the background music it would be pretty monotonous for me. Even more so when Cyclops is being an emo bastard again during fights. Jeebus, get over it already. Besides the fights were to collect data on the X-Men so they can develop more advance anti X-Men weapon. That's cunning.

But it's not over yet. Since Storm managed to track one of the tin man, they proceeded by infiltrating the enemies' lair. When I see what they did to the missing mutants, I was pissed off too. They turned into a fugly being and obviously in a lot of pain. The U-Men used them as the anti X-Men weapon. Jeebus, how inhuman. I can't wait to see the X-Men kill those who are responsible for this abominable situation.

I don't blame Cyclops for hesitating this time though. The situation kinda similar to that of Jean. He was trying to save the boy unfortunately he's beyond help and there's no way for them to return him back to normal. The only way to end his suffering is by killing him :(


Yes, I got tears in my eyes. But only for a minute. Like I said, Cyclops should get the fuck down from his high horse and who better to snap him out of it other than Wolverine. Cyclop should act more like a leader than a sorry bastard. And so they continued to venture the place and found the girl and a woman who Cyclops recognized as the one who was controlling Jean before she "died".

Glad to know that the quality of the episode remains as good. Madhouse is not pulling our legs this time around.

p/s; Beast created a handheld Cerebro just to ensure that Professor-X ain't getting senile XD

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First Impression: X-Men

I wonder if in order to watch this show, I have to complete Wolverine first because if it does, then that's a tell tale sign that this is going to be just as bad like the previous adaptations produced by Madhouse (Iron Man, Wolverine).


I am not a fan of other American superheroes but I am a fan of X-Men. It's the only comic that I spent what little money I have as a child. My favorite X-Men of all time is no other than Gambit. Jeebus, that guy is a hot motherfucker. Ehem... but the reason I like him is because he doesn't always play by the rules and his attitude is to die for. The same can be said about Wolverine but he's lacking in the personalities department and it is safe to say that Wolverine is my least favorite of them all. He and Jean kinda share that spot. If I can choose to be one of the female X-Men, I definitely will pick Rogue, not just because she and Gambit are an item (which mean I can get into Gambit's pantsu) but also because of the power she has. She's cool.

But just like in the movies, I doubt that Gambit will make an appearance in this show and that kinda makes me sad.

The start of the episode was pretty impressive. Jean obviously has turned into Pheonix but that's not what impressed me. It's the character designs. I FREAKING LOVE IT. It feels like the drawings in the comic came to life. Sure they wear different kind of suit but damn they look just like them in the comic. It's hard to believe that Madhouse get this one right when they butchered Wolverine so very badly in their adaptation. However, it's still too early to say since I have at least 20 more minutes to go. I have high hopes though.


Scott is still so very in love with Jean. Something will never change I guess. Unfortunately for Scott, his love life in this one kinda short-lived. Jean sacrificed herself in order to save the world. How fucking noble (NOT). I just don't believe that she's dead is all and I pray that Madhouse won't do the love triangle thingy between Scott, Jean and Wolverine. That would be so freaking old.

Looks like this show is taking place a year after Jean's (supposedly) death. X-Men and the Institute are no longer active but they do gather once in a while for emergency cases. Inner Circle is victorious in that sense I guess. In this episode, they gathered again (except for Mr. Depressed Scott but Wolverine and Storm took care of that) to help out Cat.

And my 20 minutes are up. Needless to say, I am a happy fan.

I feel the need to fap

Credits have to be given to the production team. Xavier Institute looks just like it supposed to, inside and out. Their attention to details are commendable. It definitely shown how much effort they have put into making this episode.

I want more. Wow... this is unexpected.

arts & animation 10/10
story 9/10
characters 10/10
sounds 9/10
enjoyment 10/10
overall 9/10

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