25 August 2010

(sex)y survey about otaku's heart

I was browsing my twitter because I was fucking bored in the office. I got tons to do but meh, fuck works when you have no mood for it, especially when you have to do a financial planning report. Urgh, that just sounds so grown up and unrelated to my life. Fuck it then.

Anyway, back to twitter, moritheil posted something about a sexy survey. I was intrigued so I take a look. These guys who did the survey has some very interesting questions whether or not otaku falls in love, have sex and fap to tentacle rape.

Heh. I told you it was interesting. So here I am taking the survey even though I do not consider myself an otaku, more like a tard. And fuck this survey is a looooooong one. tl;dr

an appetizer

Part 1: Biography

Age: 25-30
Gender: female
Sexual orientation: hetero
Nationality: Malaysian
Location: JOHO

Part 2: Personal biography

Average internet usage (per day):
>16 hours

Average time spent watching anime (per day):
I'm trying to spend 1-2 hours everyday but it's hard with all the shits going on. So the best I can do is 30 minutes to 1 hour :(

Average time spent on anime-related activities (per day):
6-10 hours spending on blogging, deviantArt, gelbooru, danbooru, talking to other anime fans etc ^_^

Duration of anime fandom:
>12 years since I was 15

Primary fandom:
Gintama and Bleach

Passions, hobbies, interests, other notable things:
Writing, collecting figurines, reading. I know I'm boring >_>

Part 3: Relationships

How large of a role do relationships play in your life?
I dunno. I'm in an open-relationship that goes on and off according to our convenience. *shrugs*

What would you define a relationship as?
When two persons share mutual feeling of liking, confessed and got accepted into each others life.

How many relationships have you had?
Just three in the span of 15 years.

Are you currently in a relationship?
Kinda. It's complicated.

How many times have you been rejected?
None

How many times have you rejected yourself?
Hmm... *thinks* three times in the span of 15 years. LOL

Do you have an 'ideal mate'? Feel free to describe them
Someone who is witty like Kyon, quite like Ulquiorra, funny like Gintoki, caring like Takanashi, bad ass like Grimmjow, loyal like Shinonome Kon, understanding like Mikiya, loving like Gin and can be my best friend like Ichigo.

*inserts heart*

What do you think of public displays of affection, online or offline?
I have no problem being affectionate online just as long as I don't have any real feelings for them (sorry my waifu and husband). I can't be affectionate with the person I am in love with online or offline out in the open. I believe that we should reserved that during our private time together.

In terms of a relationship, would you prefer to approach others or have others approach you?
I rejected myself because I don't have the courage to tell my crush that I like them though I believe actions speak louder than words. So yeah, I rather like the others to approach me. I might not look like it but I don't think I can handle rejection well. Don't let my facade fool you XD

How do you feel your love life actually turns out, in this regard?
sluggish but that is because we are both busy and live 3 states apart.

Overall, are you satisfied or unsatisfied with your love life?
It could have been more fiery

Feel free to reflect on the questions or your relationships below
Long distance relationship can be tiring, physically and emotionally, is all.

Part 4: Sex *full body blush*

Do you actively consider sex?
Would be lying if I said no.

How many sexual encounters have you had?
None. I wear my chastity belt XD

Have you approached someone for sex, and been turned down? Numerous time?
No, because I don't do casual sex and I'm saving my virginity for my husband

Would you rather have others ask you for sex, or ask others for sex?
*shrugs* either way coz I'm married to him, anyway

How related do you think sex and relationship should be?
As long as you have feelings for the other person, which mean you have to be in a relationship first to have sex. I'm conservative like that.

What do you think about casual joking about sex, online or offline?
I do it all the time.

Overall, are you satisfied or unsatisfied with your sex life?
Meh, I have choose my path of chastity

Part 5: Personality

How outgoing are you / would you prefer someone to be?
I can be outgoing when I need to be. I is actually an introvert. As for my other half, I want him to be like Gintoki.

How open are you / would you prefer someone to be regarding their 'otakuness'
I am very expressive when it comes to my tardness for anime and manga. I would love my other half to be as enthusiastic about it as I am. Being a passionate is not a crime.

How often do you / would you prefer someone to openly discuss their personal life and drama?
I do not talk about my personal life unless with my best friend. I do like to know my other half better but that does not mean I want to hear every details about his life. That like asking a kick to his butt

How open are you / would you prefer someone to be in expressing their sexual interests / fetishes
I'm all ears but don't expect me to do the same.

Part 6: Personality II

How often do you find yourself attracted to
A fictional character: All the time
Someone on the internet: Sometimes. I married Glo, didn't I?
A real person: Almost never
Someone you personally know: Quite a few time actually

How often do you find yourself developing a crush on
A fictional character: All the time
Someone on the internet: Sometimes. I married Quam, didn't I?
A real person: Almost never
Someone you personally know: Twice

How often do you find yourself wishing to have sexual relationship with
A fictional character: All the time
Someone on the internet: Nope
A real person: Nope
Someone you personally know: Nope (lies)

Do you find you are more or less attracted to fictional characters, compared to 'real' people of any type? Do you treat this attraction as an escape? Something serious? Something else?
I always find myself attracted to fictional characters be it female or male, almost every day. I'm a realistic person though so I just treat it as an escape. Having said that, I do wish I'm living in an anime world instead of this real life I am living so that I can have have them all. 2D > 3D

Part 7: Lust and Temptation

How often do you view
2D pornography (images): couple of times in a week but they are mostly BL/yaoi oriented
2D pornography (doujinshi): once a week. Again, BL/yaoi oriented
2D pornography (interactive): you mean games? Never
2D pornography (video): couple of times in couple of months. Depends on the mood.
3D pornography (images): Never
3D pornography (video): Never

Shipping: do you do it?
with fictional characters (noncanon): All the time
with fictional characters (canon): of course
with people on the internet (jokingly): used to with the Gotei of old
with people on the internet (seriously): nope, I'm not a matchmaker
with people in real life (jokingly): sometimes
with people in real life (seriously): no

When (if) you ship people, are you a very passive or a very fervent defender of your ships?
with fictional characters (noncanon): Very fervent
with fictional characters (canon): Very fervent
with people on the internet (jokingly): meh
with people on the internet (seriously): no
with people in real life (jokingly): no
with people in real life (seriously):
no

Are you comfortable with the act of shipping people?
with fictional characters (noncanon): Yes
with fictional characters (canon): Yes
with people on the internet (jokingly): Yes
with people on the internet (seriously)
: no
with people in real life (jokingly): meh
with people in real life (seriously):
no

Favorite ship
Urgh the list is a long one but I'll just pick the canon shipping: Kyon/Haruhi, Ichigo/Rukia, Jin/Nagi

(c) cika

Here are some popular fetishes/personalities (one way or another) in anime culture. Are you atrracted to them? (again, one way or another)
Maids: urgh, enough already
Animal ears (cat/bunny/etc): They can be very cute sometimes
Glasses: Yes, please
Tsundere: Sure, why not
Siscon/incest: Depends
MILF: Err... absolutely not. I think?
Guro: Sometimes. Depends on my mood. Blood is always good in my book though.
Flat chest (DFC): I love flat chest!
Legwear (zettai ryouiki, etc): I didn't realize I have a fettish for legwear until I saw nendo Yui Hirasawa
Dickgirl: I'm not attracted to it but I'm not repulsed by it either
Tentacles: I am not entirely comfortable with the imagery
Shrine maiden (miko): Sometimes
Crossdressing (trap): Yes!
Yandere: Come here, you!
Otaku/fujoshi character: *nods* plox =3
School uniforms: It was okay
Lolicon: Err... no.
Shota: YES!!
Bondage: Not always but most of the time I'm fine with it.

shota, genderswap, trap, flatchested: awesome XD
(c) punchiki

Other fetishes
Let see... I like a lean body instead of a muscle body. Also, I love them in Japanese clothing.

Would you admit you are attracted to the fetishes you are? On the internet? To a significant other? To a stranger?
Yeah, why not. Being honest about it is like embracing/loving yourself

And if there's any thoughts on questions on this part in general, more room for your response, etc
Well, just so you know all the fetishes above are for BL/yaoi. I'm programmed like that ^_^"

Part 8: Cosplay

Do you (or would you) cosplay? What about crossplay?
I would love to try it out once.

What is your opinion on cosplayers? What about crossplayers?
They are definitely have thicker skin than I am.

Would you be more or less interested in someone - friendship wise, romantically or sexually - based on their cosplay/crossplay?
If they embodied their character, which happened to be a character that I'm obsessed with, I am definitely going to be interested in them

What do you think of kigurumi cosplay?
Show more effort but then again, I most likely would be one of them :P

Part 9: General questions

Do you try to guess the gender of people on the internet when you first talk to them?
No.

Do you feel like you treat/react to people differently depending on their:
Gender:
No
Avatar: No
Interest: Yes

Do you prefer to interact more with one gender or the other?
I'm pro-male

Do you prefer to interact with people online or in real life?
Meh, I'm good with both

Would you go out with someone on the internet? (More or less than someone you knew from real life). Before or after you met them in real life?
I don't see why not if we like each other and have certain chemistry going on.

Over time, do you feel your personality has been influenced by;
Anime:
Most definitely yes.
The internet: Yes.
Real life: Unfortunately yes >_>

Over time, do you feel your sexuality has been influenced by;
Anime:
Yep.
The internet: Yes.
Real life: Nope.

Over time, do you feel your sexual interest/fetishes have been influenced by;
Anime:
Oh yes!
The internet: *nods*
Real life:
Nope.

Add any details on the above 'over time' questions here
I am more open towards BL/yaoi/gayness than I was before. Anime certainly has a role in that one. Turned out I'm addicted to BL/yaoi nowadays.

Part 10: Conclusion

How happy do you feel to be at the end of the survey?
This has taken longer than I thought. I need to work overtime to finish my financial planning report. So yes, I'm happy that this is over ^_^"

How much do you hate us for making the survey this long?
Meh, I don't hate you. I'm thankful for the distraction. I mean, you gave me reason to look for awesome imagery that matches my fetishes =3

megane, japanese clothes, white hair, lean body... *drools*
(c) ichitaro


Any concluding thoughts? Things you'd like to see discussed? Other notes?
This survey are too safe for work >_>

19 comments:

too long to read... but i will read this one later end to end

First pic = BONAR
(Saigon)

>This survey is too safe for work

It should have been NSFW?

like I said, tl;dr, herman Sir ^_^

I have a huge b0nar too looking at it, Saigon. That's the purpose of an appetizer.

Yes, it should have. The survey said that it is about love and sex. I would love it if it is more anime-oriented.

"shota, genderswap, trap, flatchested: awesome XD"
If it's genderswap, it's not Shota anymore Klux...it's little girls you're lusting after there! So flatchested happens anyway! ^0^

That was just Gin and Shinpachi wearing a bikini to confuse guys like you :P

That's a long ass survey. Sorry, but like most men, I'm not willing put up with that much conversation for sex.

Heeeeeeeey, this is a nice survey, it is nice to know you better (the first couple questions), but... why the hell would you want to do a sex survey if you don't know anything about sex ? (theorically may be, but in pratice...)

tehehehe... i think i dropped my anime hours from 3~4 hours a day to one hour a week :O

I'm still depressed that FMA2 ended, hanging out with girls isn't helping me to get rid of this feeling, so i am working a lot more to help distract myself from my shitness.

The question can be such as follow: "Making sex or watching anime? which one makes you fell better ?"

The answer is that as long as it is gooing both are insanelly awesome, but once they're over... everything that is good ends quickly... =(

Unless you're a crazy retarded masochist that is enloved by some series/someone (example: Naruto, One Piece, Bleach) , you can keep fooling yourself forever... too bad it doesn't work for me... does it for you ?

huh, this is not even about sex imo Baka-Raptor. It just too mild to consider that it is. I'm disappointed actually. lol

Like I said Thi, I need a distraction from work and this was perfect for it. Even though I know next to nothing about it (practically). lmao

You and I should create a survey Thi, I bet it would be more related to anime than this survey is. And I'll pick making sex after watching anime. How's that? Both would definitely makes you feel better, I reckon.

So I'm a masochist now? Heh, I might have an inkling how you feel. The thoughts of Bleach ending scares the hell out of me =\

To work distracts me from my personal problems, like my broken love life for example...others...et cetera...

Bleach,Naruto and Specially One Piece should end for the sake of humankind, even the endless Dragon Ball/Z/GT had to end one day...

Ok then, let's create a survey, i'll pick having sex only makes you feel better if you watch anime imediately after it, sounds good to you ?

work used to distract me from my life problem too until it has become too stressful to me. Work used to be fun and all that. It still fun but there is definitely a lack somewhere that keeps me on my toe. So now I have no choice but to ponder all my life problems which only makes me more stress. What a wonderful life this is, eh? >_>

I am not up to date with One Piece but I heard it is the best outta the bunch. Bleach can only end after Kubo make up for all the bullshits. If not, he probably be dead by the hands of his fans (read: me).

Hmm, tricky question. Wouldn't you be too exhausted after the sex to watch anime? It should be before you have sex. Right, one survey question is up!

My question would be: would you/have you ever pretend the person you have sex with is a character from an anime?

Wow what a comprehensive survey. I'm a huge shipper for fictional characters too.

No, believe me, i pick random episodes from those that are released from time to time and they all suck (One piece).

Bleach can end anytime, i don't mind ;)

I still consider the actual airing of naruto to be a filler ;)

Now for the survey, you haven't done sex yet, so you may or may not have an orgasm, and its intensity vary too...so i would say that *it depends*, but believe me, exhausted is not the right word...to be exhausted makes it feel like if you were running a 10 miles race... you definitely would want to watch an anime right out of the bat...to relax...

Answering to your question, i never pretended the person i had sex to was an anime character...but i really did pretend she was someone else, someone that i loved and was rejected...

...now i feel guilty =(

Following our survey, this would be my next question: Had you ever felt guilty after pretend the person you had sex with was an anime character ?

Ah, blame my virginity for not knowing that. I guess watching the anime right after can also be used to get round 2 going :P

Well, we didn't have sex but I sure have pretended someone that I went out with as an anime character because he just has that quality about him. I told him about it and he took it as a compliment. Not sure he'll be as generous if we have had sex and I told the same thing to him right after. lol

Aight the following question is: will you watch hentai with your significant others, or share related imagery with them?

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHIPPING!??!!??!?

*gasps* you mean you didn't do shipping when watching anime? Where's the fun in that. finding an OTP is one of the reason why I love anime so much. I'm a nerd like that

to answer you question, shipping is the act of you pairing the characters in the series, either canonly or not. Perhaps Urban Dictionary has a more proper definition tho

Ohhh....pairing characters up....yea I do that all the time for everything...even in real life. Pairing up random people is fun. Now the next question:

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN OTP!??!!??!?

OTP = One True Pairing. Your ultimate shipping

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