14 June 2010

Germany raping Australia's butt

And I bet that Australia was a virgin too. LOL

Yeah, I'm repeating myself here but I have always been fascinated by anything and everything that is Germany. I am obsessed with BMW and once owned a Mercedes (sold it for a MPV). Most of my favorite F1 drivers are from Germany: Heidfeld, Hulkenberg, Schumacher and if you still hasn't figured it out, my nick is derived from the word klux. Yep, Hitler inspired it all.

Oh you! @_@

But that besides the point. The point that I was trying to make is this: I am a supporter of Germany when it comes to the World Cup. Always have been, always will be.

So yeah, I was more than happy when Germany kicked Australia's ass last night 4-0. Even if Australia was given the penalty, they will still have their ass raped by the Germany. I think I saw blood. Hehehehe

edit: I put a video of the four awesome goals but FIFA has taken it down. Sheesh

Basically, I am announcing my allegiance for Germany as the Champion for World Cup of 2010.

I'm sorry England. You can't even bend the USA. I guess you were too busy focusing on Japanese's ass *chuckles*

oh Japan, you're so rapeable @_@

15 comments:

I saw the first 10 or so minutes of this game. I know absolutely nothing about soccer, yet it was 100% clear to me that Australia was completely outplayed. I stopped watching once Germany scored its first goal.

*gasp* soccer? LMAO

GET RID OF THOSE FUCKING HORNS. Soccer is almost unwatchable as it is (its boring) but those fucking horns all game long make it absolutely BRUTAL. Until they get rid of them I will not be watching any games that do not involve the USA.

I missed all of the fucking games today because of work. I'm so mad. But yea, Australia got tongue punched right in the fart box.

USA all the way!!! Did you SEE the awesome goal that we scored against England!? WHAT A ROCKET!!!

@ OBALLER

You're just being a pussy.

klux.. vid takleh tengook.

Oh crap FIFA has taken down the video. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

And seriously, you guys (the Americans) should just called it the fucking football like the rest of us. Calling it soccer is so gay.

Horns Oballer? Really? Is that the best excuse you can come up with?

The England goalie was obviously on drug to have missed to save that kind of ball from the USA. They should learn to delegate and not to depend too much on Rooney. It's not a one man show.

If Australia had scored that goal 4 minutes in it would have been a more interesting game. Germany would have still won though no matter what.

England has a history of having hilarious goalies lolol.

You guys haven't seen nothing compared to what Brazil will do tomorrow >:)

Here in Brazil, tomorrow will be a national holiday because of the game, everyone will be out drinking and in parties, do you think i will miss that and stay indoor ? no way ;)

Now klux, du sprechen deutsch dann?
Ou vous preferez la langue française ?
Pero, tu non conosce italiano?
Español ou Português ?

I've a superficial knowledge in german and italian, and an intermediate knowledge of french because i had classes in high scholl.

Now for the Spanish and Portuguese (My Mother Language), Spanish is *almost* like Portuguese, so it is easily learned by native speakers of Portuguese within a few classes only...

So what are you doing these days to improve your love for germany ? I learned a lot of japanese because of animes however... I even went further to study kanji/kana

I call it football. Sometimes I call it soccer. It varies from day to day. Football makes a lot more sense if you ask me. I don't know why the fuck America had to change it to soccer, I'm pretty sure it was invented way before American football was. American Football (like the NFL) should have been called soccer.

America. A country run by twats.

I feel so sorry for the England fans. Some of my friends are and oh boy I have a field day laughing at their red faces!

And Thi, I don't learn their language if that what you were asking. Would love to but I don't see the need for that at the moment. Maybe when I meet a Germany guy I will *wink wink*

America thinks they'll be better at it if they called it soccer. lololol

its not really an excuse... those horns are so annoying. and honestly i just don't like soccer anyways.

which is ironic because i played in high school and was actually a really good goalie. but its the most boring sport ever. plus every game ends in a tie??? wtf kind of sport has ties?

every dame ends in a tie? Eh? Germany won 4-0! I didn't see them wearing any tie! *laugh at my own stupid joke*

I'm a huge supporter of Germany too. I didn't take German for 5 years for nothing.
I was rather glad it was 4-0. Serves Australia right for discriminating against flat chests and female ejaculation.

Maybe it was boring because you were goalie or because you don't really have any life in you.
So stop cursing out the game if you don't like it then go somewhere else OBALLER!
It pisses me off that people like you ruin a good conversation or friendly atmosphere.

lol chill out, Anon. You're the only one offended by his statement.

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