Bleach: Episode 272

Well Ichigo has totally lost it and was about to cero Ulquiorra's head off. I know I should not wish for Ulquiorra's being injured (NEVER!) but yeah if by doing so will makes the bitch feels guilty her entire life for she was the reason that Ichigo became a hollow without a conscious, I can live with that.

But of course they wouldn't let me have what I want. Instead they got us back to Rukia's fight with Rudobone. Remember when she said she will finish Rudobone off? Well, she is still trying. At least she didn't cry and asked help from a dead guy, right? And I like the fact that they are struggling against their opponent. An easy kill is too fucking cliche, kinda like Ichigo and Ulquiorra's fight. The plotkai is ridiculous. A dead man fighting? Yeah, really crafty there Kubo.

See this face? This is a smirking face of someone who has successfully outsmarted her opponent XD

Fear meh!

Long story short Rukia managed to defeat Rudobone. Well, kinda. Before Rukia done with her winning speech, guess who came crushing down on Rudobone? Heh, none other than that big buffoon Yammy.

Also, since none of them were affected by Yammy's intense reaitsu, I guess none of them even notice the massive amount of reiatsu from Ulquiorra when he first release. That was a surprise, or just another details that Kubo missed? *shrugs*

Thankfully Kubo did not forget to make Rukia noticed Ichigo's reiatsu when he fired that cero. Heh, even after he had transformed into a hollow, Rukia has no problem recognizing his reiatsu.


And yeah, unfortunately (FUCK YOU KUBO!!) that blasted cero was meant for Ulquiorra. With his internal organs being blasted and his body literally cut in half, there is no way he can regenerate. This could only mean one thing... that he's dead. If that is not enough, Hollow Ichigo wanted to go as far as "finish" him off by stabbing his zanpaktou through his head/neck.


FUCK! I dreaded this moment the most. I remember when I read the manga and couldn't stop crying and pissed off for an entire month! I can't believe this fucking garbage was happening. Yet another one of my favorite character is gone.

This is the moment where I started to be overly critical with Kubo. He just does not justify a fucking shit. I mean, where the fuck is Ulquiorra's back story? All the espada got one so where the fuck is his back story?!

Hollow Ichigo who could no longer differentiate between friends and enemy stabbed Ishida instead when he tried to be the voice of reason for him. You know what? Since the whore couldn't wipe that worried look from her ugly face, she should be the one who tries to stop Ichigo and get fucking stabbed instead. THAT IS JUSTICE!!

You only realized this now, you fucking whore?!

What the fuck was she talking about anyway? Train? Protect?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! She did nothing but brings trouble to her friends. If she didn't WILLINGLY go to Hueco Mundo, none of this will happened. Fucking whore in distress.

And what did she do when Hollow Ichigo wanted to end Ishida's life? She cried, not moving an inch from where she was, and howls "Kurosaki-kun" non-fucking-stop. If it wasn't for Ulquiorra who stopped Hollow Ichigo with his one last attack, Ishida would have been dead.

Oh my god, seriously, I can't understand how people can even like her. She's the most shittiest, whoriest (yes, I made up a new word), useless character I have ever encountered. She deserved nothing less but die from the most painful death possible.

A homage

Wants to know the weak spot of Hollow Ichigo? It's lies at one of his horns. Once Ulquiorra cut that off, his hollow masks resolved (after one dramatic cero explosion, of course).

hawt!

And guess what? He's dead again. But that is not the surprising part. You know what the whore did? She ran to him while Ishida was fucking bleeding from a fatal injury. *shakes my head*

And they call her a friend? Pfft! *is disgusted beyond words*

Ichigo does not even need her fucking help. He got super powah! High speed regeneration which closed his hole within seconds! And yet she still couldn't stop chanting his name? Fuck, someone shut her up!

Ichigo wasn't all too happy when he found out what he has done to Ulquiorra and Ishida. He was feeling guilty as hell.

Read that and weep IchiHime fans. Unless you're a HollowHime fans, then rejoice!

So in the end, Ulquiorra turned into dust. I still believe that he is NOT DEAD! No, he's not. Ulquiora is not dead. He's not.

He is not ^__^

And while all these happened, no one gave a shit about Ishida. I pity him.

Hmm... You know what? I think Kubo did us a favor. He made all these chapters to help people to realize how fucking retarded the bitch is. He couldn't say it out loud but Kubo is someone who loves symbolism and riddles and this is how he is trying to get his message across to his fans.

Well, message has been received. Now lets fucking move on, Kubo!

Whore-hime's chant "kurosaki-kun" in this episode 9 + from previous episodes (21) = 30.

Heh, another fulfilling rant. Worth sacrificing my sleep for this XD

For my rants on previous episodes, click here.

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