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disclaimer: I did not make any of these up, they came from the website.
1) Your name? klux
Someone who is incredicbly lazy a klumsey
eg: Kane is such a fuckin KLUX!!!!!
2) Your age? 28 [w00t!!]
- The number 28 means to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw while the 8 being titties.
eg: dude, Im'a gonna 28 your girlfriend so hard she'll drop 3 breast sizes.
- To fight a group of people while only containing yourself and a friend example 2 =you and friend ,8= group ...Originated in Florida
eg: You:Eh Tre and his squad sellin out , lets go 28 those niggaz- 2=B and 8=H for the word BrotherHood. 28 / BrotherHood is a branch of the Norteno street gang in San Jose California
eg: I saw a guy with the number 28 tattood under his eye.-how to say good bye
eg: "yo man I'll see ya later... 28"- Answer to any number-related question.
- Answer to any word-related question.
- Answer to any food-related question.
- Answer to any awkward silences.
- Answer to anything.
3) One of your friends? Quam (LMAO)
- a trouble; a problem.
eg: Her only quam is that he still lives at his parents' house.4) What should you be doing? Sleep!!
- Someone who eats punani.
eg: Dude I totally quamed this girl yesterday.
- also known as flap snot
eg: my hand got stuck in her sticky quam
- You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
eg: Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!! [ROFL: what a coincidence!]
5) Favorite color? black and white
- A police car, from a time when most police cars were painted black and white
eg: "We got pulled over by a black and white."
6) Hometown? Malaysia
The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed.
Friendly? Yes. Non-racist? Not always so.
7) Month of your birthday? March *thumbs up*
- Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
- The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born.
- All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born!
- The month where the smartest, hottest girls are born in. If your not born in there, or your girlfriend isn't, your shit out of luck.
eg: Damn, she was born in March?! She's a true O.G.- beginning of spring and babies are born. Everything starts turning green
- Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown [LOL and I wonder why I procrastinate a lot?!]
eg: New and improved, coming this March!
- A mission with no distractions; straight line (point A to point B).
eg: "What sounds real good is Taco Bell. No bullshit. It's a march."
8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Leah.
- To describe something of such superb standards it almost cannot be described by any word or sentence or onomatopoeia in the English language.
eg: Oh man, look at that Leah! She soooo sexy!!!!
9) Favorite sport? netering
- Loitering on the net. Wasting time on the web.
10) Last name? krypto [short for Kryptozinesse]
- Means bad ass, kick ass, or awesome.
eg: Did you see that dude jump over the fire on his bike? That shit was Krypto!