22 August 2009

Urban Dictionary - where you can educationally laugh your ass off

Zuko is so Krypto =3

Go to http://urbandictionary.com/ and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you. If there's more than one, just pick one.

disclaimer: I did not make any of these up, they came from the website.

1) Your name? klux
Someone who is incredicbly lazy a klumsey
eg: Kane is such a fuckin KLUX!!!!!

2) Your age? 28 [w00t!!]
- The number 28 means to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw while the 8 being titties.
eg: dude, Im'a gonna 28 your girlfriend so hard she'll drop 3 breast sizes.
- To fight a group of people while only containing yourself and a friend example 2 =you and friend ,8= group ...Originated in Florida
eg: You:Eh Tre and his squad sellin out , lets go 28 those niggaz
- 2=B and 8=H for the word BrotherHood. 28 / BrotherHood is a branch of the Norteno street gang in San Jose California
eg: I saw a guy with the number 28 tattood under his eye.
-how to say good bye
eg: "yo man I'll see ya later... 28"
- Answer to any number-related question.
- Answer to any word-related question.
- Answer to any food-related question.
- Answer to any awkward silences.
- Answer to anything.

3) One of your friends? Quam (LMAO)
- a trouble; a problem.
eg: Her only quam is that he still lives at his parents' house.
- Someone who eats punani.
eg: Dude I totally quamed this girl yesterday.
- also known as flap snot
eg: my hand got stuck in her sticky quam

4) What should you be doing? Sleep!!
- You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
eg: Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!! [ROFL: what a coincidence!]

5) Favorite color? black and white
- A police car, from a time when most police cars were painted black and white
eg: "We got pulled over by a black and white."

6) Hometown? Malaysia
The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed.
Friendly? Yes. Non-racist? Not always so.

7) Month of your birthday? March *thumbs up*
- Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
- The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born.
- All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born!
- The month where the smartest, hottest girls are born in. If your not born in there, or your girlfriend isn't, your shit out of luck.
eg: Damn, she was born in March?! She's a true O.G.
- beginning of spring and babies are born. Everything starts turning green
- Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown [LOL and I wonder why I procrastinate a lot?!]
eg: New and improved, coming this March!
- A mission with no distractions; straight line (point A to point B).
eg: "What sounds real good is Taco Bell. No bullshit. It's a march."

8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Leah.
- To describe something of such superb standards it almost cannot be described by any word or sentence or onomatopoeia in the English language.
eg: Oh man, look at that Leah! She soooo sexy!!!!
9) Favorite sport? netering
- Loitering on the net. Wasting time on the web.

10) Last name? krypto [short for Kryptozinesse]
- Means bad ass, kick ass, or awesome.
eg: Did you see that dude jump over the fire on his bike? That shit was Krypto!


1) Your name? anthony
a cool boy ; a brand for shaving cream ; some horny boy

3) One of your friends? Jay
A joint, a rolled marijuana cigarette.
Eg: If you're coming to my house bring a case of beer and a jay.

4) What should you be doing?
Saving money

Save Now And Pay Pennies Later Eh! A term used to describe the notion of saving money on buying a particular item now in anticipation that the cost of that item will drop significantly in the near future.

Eg: Don't get that top-of-the-line computer! SNAPPLE! You have no need for the added processing power, and therefore, it's more cost effective to buy something midrange now, save the money, invest it in stocks, and in 2 years, buy another one for half the price.

5) Favorite color? green
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.

2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service

3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit

Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.

5. Green Cars are Fugly.

7) Month of your birthday? October
Tenth month of the year, and also the month of the Libra. Opal is the beautiful birthstone for October. Very exciting month. Fall takes effect, columbus sailed the ocean blue, and you can give a treat or get your azz tricked all in this month.
The tenth month of the year is October.

8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Weng Yew
Defines a person who is always late. Just bumming around through life most of the time.

Eg: Although he is so weng yew but he still has so many going for him.

9) Favorite sport? Basketball
Number one ticket out of the ghetto and progect's along with rap and selling crack rock

Boy: Im failing math.
Man: Play basketball and rap.

10) Last name? blur
The color seen when driving on the Autobahn.
"Hey Jan, did you see that BMW?"

"Oh, you mean the blur one? That was pretty prima."

I'm half Malay, half Bumiputera Sabah and despite possessing an almost 'aryan' mix of bloodline, I don't see myself having the advantage even though I'm eligible (protected? NOT!) under the social contract.

I get no housing discounts, and my application for government uni gets kicked out twice. Guess I don't suffer enough retardation to be considered acceptable.

LOL!!!! Hey... nice new site! Like the colors. ^_^

@blur, you skipped your age! unfair!

@hangmen, i'm surprised you didn't get the housing loan even though you are technically retarded like the rest of us. Did they do a mental checkup for the uni app? Maybe yours were below par. It takes at least 70% retardation to pass.

@crazyanimegyrl, thank you! I'm still not too happy with the design though ^^"

Huh, now this looks pretty sweet!

I'll probably give it a shot tomorrow since its late now and I need sleep -_-

Lol.. I skipped that because it was the same answer as yours. :)

this site is fcking stupid your not an o.g if you were born in march wtf kind of shit is this dumb fucks im a norteno hommie san antonio gardens hommie king city norte $.A.G 1200 blck wtf awsomesauce???? stupid shit whoever made thizz should get cracked upside your head retarded mutherfucker

Not sure why are you so mad *shrugs*

look your right im sorry i didnt smoke any weed that day my bad yes thizz is oso you know i feel bad but still awesomesauce?wat kind of shit is that you know why not grvy or some shit thats real ranch or ketchup fck even mustard awsomesauce???? watever its your site*shrugs* 8|

lol alright. I take note of that. And no need to feel bad. This is the internet after all.

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