Diary of a tard: Week 2, September 2013

Sunday, September 15

Free! episode 10: I get to see Rin as a kid, having fun with them three boys. So that's good. Other than that it was another boring episode of Rei trying to figure out what the hell happened and feel left out with all the talks about Rin. At the end, he went to Rin school to talk to him personally. Can't wait to see what they are going to talk about, with Rei being Rei and Rin being Rin.

badass looking Rin is badass

Episode 6 of Genshiken Nidaime: First of all, I really want to read the Sasa x Mada manga that Ogiue make. Anyway, Suzy adviced Ogiue to show it to Haru so he won't feel alone. It kinda backfired but it;s all good. Then some dude from leadership club tried to make a move on Hato. Thank goodness Yashitake brought her sister along (who dressed up as a boy) and get Yajima hopeful for a moment. She then brought them to her house with a mission. She wanted to see Hato naked but bad luck because Yajima and her sister end up seeing Hato's hot dog. I am envious. Oh and dafuq is wrong with Kuchiki-san? LOL

Hachiken isn't happy with his test score even though he's on top of the class in episode 4 of Gin no Saji. But that was quickly forgotten when he found a stone oven when he's cleaning the campus. No one has ever taste a pizza so he ended up making pizza for everyone with the help of everyone of course. This episode sure makes me wanna bake some pizza myself. It's a warmth episode for sure.

Love Lab episode 5: They went through with their plan to help out the girl who asked them about what gift should she get her crush. Riko took all the blame but once everyone found out, she was done for. Ended up she studied for her English and soon got good grades for it. Nothing much going on in this episode except that towards the end, they asked Riko how to make boys fall for you.

For some reason I'm watching Korra episode 6. Yes, I redownload that shit because everyone is so hype about season 2. I thought I should try and watch it again so I picked it up where I left it a year  ago. Korra team versus Tahno team in the final and Tahno team won because they cheated. Before that, Aman has threatened to do something nasty if they continue with the tournament. Because they ignored his threat, he then made a grand entrance and easily took away Tahno's bending. Korra and Lin tried to stop him but failed. Ok, it wasn't bad of an episode. I just need to put aside my dislike for Korra in order to enjoy the show, I guess.

Holy shit. Shingeki no Kyojin episode 18: The female Titan is still chasing Eren and for some reason, even though many lives were lost, the mission still continue and Commander Erwin brought them to the Forest of the Giant Trees. They thought they could have the upperhand because of the tall trees but damn it the female titan is merciless, killing them soldiers like they were made of match stick. Armin and I feel like Levi and Commander Erwin have something up their sleeves. They are sacrificing a lot of lives though and I am not happy with that =\

delicious

Monday, September 16

I just need to find out what happened next in episode 19 of Shingeki no Kyojin: I didn't expect a flash back though. It seems like in order for Eren to transform into a Kyojin, he needs to self-inflict pain and a clear goal otherwise it won't happen. This flash back came about because Eren wanted to transform when he saw his comrades getting killed one by one by the female Kyojin. But the other comrades on his team were determined to follow Levi's order which is to go forward regardless. Since they have faith in him, Eren chose to have faith in them too. Apparently, Levi and Commander Erwin have a plan. They finally managed to secure the female Kyojin and that was the plan since the beginning. Erwin seems unsympathetic about the amount of lives that are lost. I don't like this guy.

Looks like I'm marathoning Shingeki no Kyojin. On to episode 20! oh shit. They caught the female Kyojin but she's calling in the other Kyojin to eat her up while she ran away. Now she's killing Eren's troop one by one. This is fucked up. Where's Levi?

Well, the troops are all dead except for Levi and Eren in episode 21 of Shingeki no Kyojin. Needless to say, this pissed me off greatly. And it pissed Eren too which made him transform into a Kyojin. I just wished he would fucking kill the female Kyojin without having to talk to himself. He didn't and so the female Kyojin defeated his Kyojin and swallowed him whole. Now she's taking him somewhere. The only soldiers following her are Levi and Mikasa. For their skills, I say that's plenty. Have I said how disappointed I am with this episode? Urgh...

Shingeki no Kyojin episode 22: Mikasa and Levi managed to save Eren and holy fuck Levi is made of pure winsome. I jizzed in my pantsu watching him fight. Anyway, once they retrieved Eren, they went home. They just let the female Kyojin go. Two stupid fucks defied an order and caused some of the bodies to be abandoned including Petra. As they came back, they were heavily critisized because of the number of death and the failed mission. Erwin was called in to the capital and it was decided that Eren will be handed over to them from now on.

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Avatar: The Legend of Korra - Episode 5

It's getting harder and harder to get in the mood to watch Korra. If it wasn't for Glo and Rogue, I would have probably put this series on hold. However, according to Glo, I have another two episodes to go (well three if you include this one) before shits are going down. With that in mind, I tread on.

Before I start though, here is a smex picture of Bolin, because I think he deserves some exposure. If you know what I mean ^_^

ah yes...
(c) Awitan

And then the episode started and what do I get? Mako doing that fucking nose thingy with Asami. I was gagging. Urgh this is not a good start at all. This romance shit gotta stop! I mean, now even Bolin is looking for "real love" all of a sudden. I couldn't facepalm hard enough when Korra decided to confess her feelings for Mako, and got fucking rejected! And then she did what? She fucking kissed him!

What the fuck is this shit? And what the fuck is wrong with Mako? If Bolin wants to date Korra let her fucking be! You dickhead of nose-fucking-shit-thingy! Bluergh! >=(

This is probably why I take an immediate liking towards the asshole Tahno who wants to get into Korra's pantsu. Oh wait, one moment there I thought Bolin and Korra could be an item right? Well, forget about that. We all know that it's not gonna happened. Sadly so, I must say.

now kiss!

This episode has the potential to make me rage so much but thank goodness for the tournament! Because fuck it was awesome to see them bending. This is what Avatar is all about after all: THE BENDING! And I must admit, Bolin defending the Fire Ferret all alone in Tourney 2 was fucking hot. I am glad I have his smex picture up there ♥

Before I wrapped this up though, lemme just say that Korra pretty much fucked up everything, doesn't she? Oh well, at least she helped them with the semi-finals.

I can't wait to see them facing off with Tahno and his team.

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Avatar: The Legend of Korra - Episode 4

It's actually bad that I am losing interest with this new batch of Avatar but I'm not going to give up on it so here I am writing an episodic for an American cartoon, because I've told myself I will no longer write episodic for anime since it is just too much work for me. I wrote all my posts for my own satisfaction and I think I can be just as satisfied by using my tard diary. That shit needs to be fully utilized.

(c) tooaya

Korra was obviously disturbed by Amon's surprising ability because, lets face it, what Amon said in her dream was right. If he managed to take away her bendings, then she will be nothing but a spoiled brat who knows a bit of martial arts. From what I have seen so far, Korra loves the attention and the recognitions that she got as an avatar so I figured, she would probably lost it if she lose her ability to bend.

The old ladies and gentlemen who are at the top of the governing body for Republic City have voted to create a new task force to deal with Amon and the Equalist, much to the dismay of Tenzin who was the only one who disagreed with Tarrlok. It is obvious that Tarrlok is just another scumbag politician who smells like a lady and hungry for power and will only bring more harm than  peace. I won't even be surprised if Amon managed to disbending him. Yeah, I just created a new word: disbending. >_>

Just as Tenzin feared, Amon accepted the challenge and shit will get far worst. Even more so since Tarrlok is trying to convince Korra to join him. I said trying because Korra refused the first time he asked. Like I said, for the first time, Korra learn what fear means. She didn't even go to practice with Bolin and Mako with the excuse of training to be the airbender.

But Tarrlok didn't give up. He sent gifts and finally invited Korra to the gala that he is hosting for her. This is the first time I saw Korra without pants and a pony tail. I must admit, she does looks sorta attractive. I actually like her more now that she feels vulnerable like anyone else. It makes her human and not just as an avatar. Even more so when she saw Mako with Asami at the gala.

I got a feeling that this gala is the perfect opportunity for Amon to show up and ran havoc. But that didn't happen. Tarrlok used the gala to push Korra over the edge and consequently agreeing to help him with the task force. Like I said, scumbag.

They quickly raided an underground training center for the Equalist. And just like that, Korra became an ignorant bender again and challenged Amon for a face off, just the two of them. I facepalm. HARD. Obviously Amon gets the upper-hand. I was even applauding him when he managed to catch Korra off guard. Thankfully though (or was it?) he didn't disbending Korra but fuck he's a scary nut job.

but wait! during her moment of distress we got to see the face of adult Sokka, Bei Fong and Aang! This was the best moment of the entire show for me! I mean, fuck look at Sokka! *drooling*

Adult Sokka is hhhhhhnnngh ~♥

Adult young Aang

Toph

On a lighter note, Mako had an accident with and foxy lady. I didn't know he was into mature lady (I am assuming she's older than him because she really does looks older, doesn't she?). This I am fully supportive of. Heh. And what do you know... that foxy lady is ASIAN! Japanese to be exact. Explains a lot imo. Also, because of his interaction with Asami, I just noticed that Mako actually sounds very sleazy...

So Asami brought Mako out on a date the next day. Mako had a make over courtesy of Asami but still he refused to let the red scarf go. What the fuck is up with that? STOP BEING A LADY. But that's besides the point. The point is, Asami is the daughter of Hiroshi Sato, supposedly one of the richest man in Republic City. Knowing that Mako might not make it to the probending tourney because of financial problem, Asami offered to help but not without a catch.

But Mako doesn't care. He accepted it gladly which made me feels so disappointed in him for selling out like that. Regardless, I don't see these two lovebirds happening. Nuh-uh.

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Avatar: The Legend of Korra - Episode 3

Book One: Air
Chapter Three: The Revelation

I am behind on several episodes but it is alright, I always watch anime whenever I feel like it, or in recent year, whenever I can spare time for it. Korra is no exception. I say it is best to enjoy your anime as you please without feeling obligated to it. You are in control... not the anime.

Now I am just sprouting nonsense.

Apparently I am not the only one. Mako just gets on my nerve and sprouting shit as if he knows everything. He and Korra definitely match each other. Bolin on the other hand just keeps growing on me. Oh alright... he gets in trouble every so often but I blame Mako for that. He isn't exactly a good brother. All he does is belittling Bolin. So yeah, I don't blame Bolin when he was influenced by the money and did some shady business for the Triple Threat Triad even though Mako specifically said that he shouldn't.

Okay, maybe I was too hard on Mako. I dunno why but Mako just does not interest me any more. I need to see him fire-bend for real in order to lit up my expectations on him. He just doesn't seems... genuine. Unlike you-know-who that can fire-bend and is cool/sexy as fuck.

having said that, I WILL REAP him whenever *faps*
(c) kehven

Korra on the other hand has quite an improvement with her training to be an air-bender. She has no problem getting through the 2000 year-old air bending thingy when Mako pays her a visit. If Tenzin's daughters are right, it seems like Korra has said something to them about Mako and if her reactions afterwards is any indication, she definitely has the hots for Mako. Oh boy...

Anyhoo, Mako gets the wind that shit is going down between the triad and he quickly comes to Bolin's rescue, with the help of Korra of course. Bolin is caught by the anti-bending group who called themselves as the Equalist. Though they can't bend, they sure know how to fucking fight. Neither Mako or Korra are able to land a few blows on chi blockers. They are the one on the other hand that received all the beatings, of which prevented them to bend. Hah interesting indeed.

So far I never actually give any fuck about the anti-bending group but after that fight at the square, I know that this long and hard war against them would be so freaking awesome. At least both sides are equally match.

The Equalist is having a Revelation meeting and Amon (or at least I think that's how it is spelled) gives some hoolah speeches to those who attend the meeting. Basically he just fucked the benders and claimed that the Spirits have chosen him to replace the Avatar since he has the power to take people's bending away permanently. LOL Okay forget what I said on that last paragraph. Their leader is cuckoo.

In order to prove himself, he uses the Triple Threat Triad leader with Bolin in tow. But holy fuck he wasn't kidding!

Tenzin is right. Now no bender is safe.

But then again, Tenzin or anyone good that is responsible of the city should have take care of the Triple Threat Triad or anyone who misused their bending powers toward the normal people. Also, why the hell Aang, the avatar who supposedly lived for such a long time, didn't manage to create balance to the world? The extortion could have been prevented and so on, can't it?

Oh well, on to episode 4 now.

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Avatar: The Legend of Korra - Episode 2

Tenzin is finally going to teach Korra airbending, an element that Korra struggles to master the most. She was having a hard time just like when Aang trying to master the earth-bending. As expected, with her personality, learning it is definitely a challenge.

Korra is interested in a bending show, something that is similar to our own wrestling shows I guess but with bending. Of course, Tenzin won't allow her to watch or even listen to that show and concentrates on mastering air bending. Korra being Korra, she would never listen to anyone but her own reckless brain so she sneak out from the island and go to the arena.

Though I disagree with what she is doing, I am highly agreeable at the same time too because this presents an opportunity for her to meet other character, and in this case, Mako. Yes, needless to say I am pretty stoke about him. He is just couple of letters away from Zuko and he fire-bends as well. I think I found my love for The Legend of Korra ^__^

(c) Frz Dragon

MAKO IS HOT AS FUCK! Though of course not as hot as Zuko in season 3 of Avatar: The Last Airbender ♥

And holy shit, I am thankful that Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko decided to include the fight between two teams in the arena because it was juts amazing. I didn't know I missed element bending so much until I saw Mako and his team mates went up against their opponent. It was save to say that I fap my whole way through it =D

Well, if Korra is not worthy enough for me to enjoy the show, Mako is definitely worth it!

I can't wait to hear his story now. Korra? Oh well, we all know how it is going to end for her either way.

Anyway, Korra is learning a few tricks from Mako and his brother, Bolin. I am happy to report that Mako isn't exactly impressed with the fact that she is an avatar. She keeps returning to the arena in secret but this obviously does nothing to her air-bending training. In fact, she has become rather an asshole, blaming everyone but herself. I am definitely losing my patience with her. She needs a kick in the ass pronto! Even more so when she joins Mako's team in the tournament.

That was just going too far in disrespecting Tenzin. But of course, she's our protagonist and she will do good eventually and this happens in the ring with Tenzin witnessing everything. So that's how, ladies and gentlewomen, Korra first learn air-bending.

I'm still bored. Both by Mako and Korra.

Yes, I changed my mind that fast.

I was hoping Mako to be a fraction like Zuko but he's just too straight and no fun at all.

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First Impression: Avatar - The Legend of Korra

Praise the internet for thanks to it I am finally able to see the new season of Avatar: Legend of Korra. I know that the episode has been leaked since last month but because of the hideous quality, I told myself that it would be better if I wait and enjoy it in full HD glory.

Unfortunately the videos from nick.com are unavailable from where I come from. Damn you Nickelodeon for being racist!

But hey I still get to see the episodes. Like I said, THANK YOU INTERNET!

(c) Yuumei

The first episode pretty much introduce us to the young and feisty Korra, who unlike Aang, has sorta mastered all the four elements since she was a child. That was how she was chosen to be the next Avatar to replace Aang. She was brought up at the South pole, observed by Katara (now an old lady and a grandmother to few airbenders) and is being keep safe as she learned to truly master all four elements.

In this episode, she has mastered the physical side of 3 elements (earth, water and fire) but yet to learn air-bending. Katara's son Tenzin is supposed to teach her but he has to postpone it in order to keep Republic City safe.

The simple minded Korra decided to run away (but with Katara encouraging her) and go to Republic City herself. She who knows nothing about the life in the cities. She has trouble adjusting, even more so when she starts showing off her ability to bend. The city folks aren't that friendly to benders since those who can't bend are being oppressed. They are even anti-bending organization which I think will be Korra's biggest problem.

I am not fond of Korra just yet simply because I think she is reckless and will only brings trouble. It was quite good though to see Katara and learned a few things, like Sokka and Toph being dead :(

We also got to meet Katara/Aang son who is the city council for the Republic City and the only air-bending master nowadays, as well as Bei Fang, Toph's daughter. I must say that I am quite disappointed that these children do not have their parent's sense of humor. It just makes me missed Sokka, Toph, Zuko and the others from the old Avatar even more.

I can't wait to meet the characters that will accompany Korra in her journey to become the next great avatar. So far it has been a good come back. Not great, but yeah... I'll take it.

art & animation 8/10
story 8/10
characters 8/10
sound 8/10
enjoyment 8/10
overall 8/10

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Avatar: The Legend of Korra - Trailer

Exactly a year and two days ago, I wrote a post about the comeback of a series beloved by all, Avatar: The Legend of Korra. I am the first to admit that I'm an avatard and thus has boycotted the crappy movie made by M. Night. That movie doesn't do justice at all at how fucking awesome this series are and so I won't blame anyone if M. Night got murdered because of it.

But I'm here to spread the good news for all Avatards who certainly, just like me, is having a fappable moment. I present to thee the trailer!



She can water-bending AND fire-bending? FUCK NO! I'm green with envy! Fuck... Fire-bending is the shiznit. It makes me jizz in my pantsu and squirts and what not ^__^

CAN'T FUCKING WAIT! *faps*

I want Zuko's babies terribad ♥

On the side note, am I the only one who is annoyed and pissed off about the confusion between Avatar: The Last Airbender and James Cameron's Avatar? Since that movie came out, whenever I said Avatar, people quickly assumed its the movie instead of the series. I want to smack their heads for that. I am not exactly a fan of that movie. It was good but that's about it. It was quickly outshone by other films, like Toy Story 3 for example. So really, stop getting confused people. There is actually a better Avatar than that blue freak dude.

Get it right!

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Avatar: The Legend of Korra

If you are an Avatard, you would probably know about this piece of news. It is definitely better than the crappy news about Avatar that we heard lately.


Nickelodeon is going to give Avatar an extension in 2011. This time though it will be known as Avatar: The Legend of Korra. The story will not have the usual cast from the Last Airbender, which is kinda bad/sad news for me because God knows I can never get enough of Zuko. Having said that, I am more than willing to give this one a try. Who knows if it will featured them in flashback, or if it's the story of their offsprings. Everything is possible no? It is also possible that it has nothing to do with them.

*sigh*

Either way, like my friend suggested, the only response for this new is a foamy mouth. He's absolutely correct.

edit: after I read the news release from Nickelodeon, the new Avatar, does have something to do with the old cast as Korra will learn airbending from Aang's son (undoubtedly with Katara). Does this mean we are going to see Zuko's children too? Awwww =3

ZOMG! *squirts*

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It has been a while since I rant, so here it is: a rant about anime and the latest shit

I learned a few things in the last couple of days.

Apparently K-ON!! will have 26 episodes instead of 13 like in their first season. I dunno why they need to lengthen the episodes when there is absolutely no plot what-so-ever. One might argue that Gintama has no apparent plot either except for its few arcs, yet I love it a lot. Well, lemme tell you that Gintama is made of fucking awesome. To compared Gintama and K-ON!! is already a phailure on your part and I wish nothing but for you to rot in your own shit one day. Also, there is nothing moe about Gintama, even if they did a parody of K-ON which will turn out awesome because Gintama is like that.

(c) 50yen

Arakawa Under The Bridge will get a second season. I am currently stuck at episode 7. I dunno, the show kinda lost it charms on me. I guess I have to complete the show to truly appreciate the news that it will get a second season. The only reason for me to continue watching Arakawa now would be because of Hoshi. Why? Because I watch anything that has Tomokazu as a seiyuu. I keep imagining Gintoki behind the Star head-gear. I think Gintoki might be the best character ever for Tomokazu.

Even Konata agrees
(c) punchiki

The incoming of summer anime for 2010 is highly anticipated especially for the Highschool of the Dead fans but we have to wait a little longer for that anime. The first anime that graced the torrent site was Ookami-san to Shichinin no Nakama-tachi which was okay if you like the typical tsundere meets loser show. The parody of the famous fairy tail was amusing and entertaining though but no other anime can do parody like Gintama can.

flat-chest females are hawt if they know how to pull it off
(c) unaji

By the way, if you are living in the States, you have probably seen Avatar: The Last Airbender movie. And if you have been following my blog for a while, you probably would have known where my stand is regarding this live action movie. At first my reservation was simply because Hollywood has this long history of butchering the anime/cartoons that we hold dear to our hearts. Then I raged when I found out about the casts. They fucking messed things up.

The movie is yet to be released here in Malaysia. I dunno when it will be released either. My friends did not wait for me to see the movie to spoil the shit. When I said shit, I mean literally that. My friends wanted to leave the cinema after 5 minutes. That was how bad it is.

Unsurprisingly and as expected the abysmally casts phailed at delivering the personality of the character they are supposed to be playing. How the fuck can you mispronounced Aang? They said the scripts phailed big time. It was blah and too blunt. It's like they are trying to treat the audience as fools. Big mistakes. And they fucking changed the characteristics of the character. Aang is no longer a happy-go-lucky kid. Sokka ain't funneh (WTF?!) and Zuko... well... I RAGE!

butchering Zuko is a sin!
(c) ninjatic

This is potentially worst than Dragon Ball Evolution.

I know I am going to be disappointed but this is too much. What happened to M. Night? He was one of my most favorite directors. How the fuck can he messed up this premise? I thought he said he was the biggest fan of Avatar. Now we know the truth right? He just wanted to cash in on the money. I have lost all respect for this man. He shall not be forgiven. In fact, Hollywood should be banned from adapting all these great anime/cartoons forever. The latest I heard, they are planning on a live-action movie of "Akira" and "All You Need is Kill". This is an injustice to the industry!

I used to want to see the movie myself, you know, all that don't judge a book by it's cover bullshit thingy but now I don't think I want to spend any money on shit like this when I know I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed (not to mention in rage).

I rather watch Baka Raptor eats a mother and a child than watch this shit. God I'm fucking pissed off!

om nom nom

conclusion: avoid Avatar and Gintama is teh awesome.

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Avatar (no, not the blue one)

Look at the above picture and lets point out what the fuck is wrong with this live action movie.

1. Zuko is fucking brown. I'm not racist but shouldn't they at least get the race right? And what the hell with the hair? If I am correct this movie is about the first season of Avatar. In first season, Zuko is still partially bald! Also, remove the fucking eyebrow! That's Zuko trade mark for fuck sake. Just the scar won't be enough. Fuck, why do they butchered my most favorite character in Avatar?! Fuck! I'm irate.

2. Is that supposed to be Katara? So she's a fucking Caucasian now? Fuckards mixed up the race >_>

See what I mean?

3. Who is that old man there? He better not be Iroh.

4. Where the hell is Sokka?!

*sigh*

So you see why I was so mad in my previous entry about the same shit? It is just too fucking ridiculous.

I'm not saying that they are incapable to bring that character to life but we Avatards couldn't compute the blunt discrimination towards the Asian artists. Sure they throw in Dev in the middle of the fucking casts but he got the wrong role! He's brown! Sokka is brown!


Argh this frustrates me. I better stop.

p/s: Can't wait for the movie to come out so I will have more things to rant about.

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Avatar: The Last Airbender Live Action Movie

So...

When I heard that M.Night Shyamalan is doing the live action movie of Avatar, the avatard in me has mixed feelings about it. I was excited since it's Night after all and I am an avid fan of his. The other part of me however dreaded the prospect of Avatar getting butchered.

This reservation is the result of watching live action versions of anime series that I loved getting fucked up by Hollywood. Dragon Ball is a fine example. I weep at the catastrophe.

The announcement of the cast only increased my anxiety. Dev Patel reportedly will be playing Zuko. I mean... Zuko is not brown and Katara/Sokka ain't white either! I was pissed. But... kinda excited too to see Jackson as Sokka. I mean, he's good-looking for once. LOL. And wait... no Toph?! What a blasphemy! O____0

However, yesterday Stiffy showed me the preview and jeebus fuck, I think I squirted in my pants when I saw it. Now I want to see it despite myself. I after all I is an Avatard (more specifically, Zukotard) at heart.

Fuck. Night better not disappoint me or I'll cut off his dick. Either his or the unfortunate being who tag along to see the movie with me.

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